zimbra is a pain in the ass
Mar 3, 2010 Tech
to setup. seriously, the requirements are silly :p and DNS is annoying, but i guess thats because i have limited knowledge of setting up DNS on a linux system. once you get it going, its a great little app, ive found nothing like it, if i had, i probly would have tried it out already since zimbra took me about a week to get working, and that was only on a test server, now i have to install it on the live server, it should be ok though, its the same OS, the only thing different is the hardware/IP & network, hopefully i wont have too much trouble with that, ive already replicated the DNS records and need to wait for them to resolve. also need to figure out how to get a firewall up and running, because zimbra uses a shitload of ports.
in other news i may shortly be shutting this blog down, or at least removing some of the posts (mostly the emo ones). i may take the time to do a re-design/update or something, probly remove the galleries too. Ive recently been feeling a fair bit calmer about the jealousy thing since laura started paying me a bit more attention and worrying about me :p lol 
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10 Reasons why Gay marriage is unamerican
Aug 3, 2007 Other
Yes I know i live in the UK but i just found this via stumbleupon and thought it was pretty good.
Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.
Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.
Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
New Harry Potter book leaked!
Jul 15, 2007 Other
The new harry potter book has been leaked, and just so you dont have to wait for the book to be released, here is the last page.
Having just performed Hermione’s third abortion, Harry Potter decided it was time to move on from Hogwarts. It seemed like only yesterday when he first looked upon this new and magical place with wonder and excitement in his eyes. But it had been a long seven years and he had seen too many muggles get raped and tortured for this place to ever feel the same again.
Young Harry, his innocence long ago lost to the fingers and tongue of Professor Snape, set out to enter a new world and leave this place behind him forever. But before he did, he decided to make one last trip through these hallowed halls to double-check the wiring on his bombs and to rub out one last load onto the pale, lifeless face of Ron Weasley.
Now a safe distance away from the campus, Harry was filled with a sense of pride and a smile slowly worked its way across his face. ‘This is it,’ he thought. Then he pressed the button that left the Hogwarts’ grounds covered in nothing but flaming rubble and the charred remains of hundreds of young wizards and witches.
Harry was now ready to move into Voldemort’s secluded castle in the hills, where the two of them would live out the remainder of their lives exchanging Rusty Trombones. He slowly made his way down that dark and lonely path that would take him to his destiny. That’s when the ghost of Dumbledore appeared, decapitated Harry, and drank the precious blood that would once again give him life. Then a pack of wolves ate him.
You should thank me, I just saved you some money.
Just Kidding
(Shamelessly stolen from T-Shirt Hell’s Mid-July Thing.)
Tags: life
SEO Research thing
Dec 3, 2006 Tech
So ive recently become interested in SEO stuff, and decided to do a little test of sorts 
Im interested to see wheather certain keywords on a page attract more hits / clicks or not, so below are a list of random words that will most likely be picked up by search engines and indexed, then i can check stats and compare it with last months. (thats why this is first post of the month ) So without further hesitation here we go >.>
domains yahoo domain name yahoo dc hair laser removal washington lemon wisconsin hair removal washington dc domain registration yahoo benchmark lending domain yahoo yahoo web hosting hair laser removal here virginia peritoneal mesothelioma ca lemon law best buy gift card adverse credit remortgage mesothelioma shape! information law lemon ohio att call conference insurance medical temporary illinois law lemon mesothelioma symptoms angeles drug los rehab personal injury solicitor att go accident car florida lawyer google affiliate at t wireless home equity loan mcsa boot camp anti spam appliance adverse remortgage chicago hair laser removal att conference at and t laser hair removal maryland mesothelioma buy gift card mesotheloma student loan consolidation program so anyways california law lemon event google management security canada personals yahoo orlando criminal attorney goes uk homeowner loans vioxx lawsuit compare life assurance criminal defense lawyer american singles federal criminal defense attorney laser hair removal manhattan att prepaid wireless in fortis health insurance temporary miami personal injury lawyer hair removal chicago at and t old cell phones refinance with bad credit malignant mesothelioma lease management software primary pulmonary hypertension miami personal injury attorney anti spam lol lotus notes life insurance quotes egg credit anti spam exchange server lemon law adsense best consolidation loan student refinance with poor credit employee leasing student loan consolidation center buyer mortgage note federal student loan consolidation symptoms of mesothelioma city hair laser new removal york att wireless com san diego dui lawyer indiana law lemon law ads lemon michigan angeles criminal defense los refinancing with poor credit home equity loan action class lawsuit vioxx term life assurance e loan celebrex lawyer vasectomy reversal mortgage rates refinancing attorney law lemon consolidate student loans home equity loans mesothilioma new york personal injury lawyer home equity loan rates auto insurance quotes georgia law lemon homeowner loans equity loan rates administration lease software egg credit card student new consolidation loans microsoft anti spam Max CPC ($) Avg CPC ($) Keyword mesothelioma prognosis second mortgages my auto century insurance employee florida leasing federal consolidation adsense loan equity loan personal injury attorney colorado accident lawyer michigan refinancing with bad credit home equity line of credit rates federal consolidation non profit debt consolidation pay per click affiliate city hair new removal york acid reflux disease diet refinance poor credit equity loans student loan consolidate consolidate loans secured loans criminal lawyer new york affiliate per click chicago personal injury lawyer los angeles dui lawyer att prepaid angeles criminal defense lawyer los critical illness insurance life irs lawyer tax laser hair removal new york comcast high speed personal yahoo san diego dui attorney michigan personal injury automobile law lemon cheap insurance life term home loans refinancing consolidate college loans cheap ya life insurance vioxx law suit student loan refinance car hire alicante spain tax attorney refinancing my home criminal dallas lawyer line of credit home equity litigation vioxx at and t phones criminal high defense attorney los angeles commodity online trading home equity rates adsense law lemon keywords mass equity home arizona law edit lemon child molestation attorney noob home line of credit alicante keeping car coding rental spain attorney defense php federal san diego criminal attorney really injury lawyer new york attorney injury new personal york at and t mobile pleural mesothelioma augmentation breast diego san home equity poor credit health insurance temporary compensation mesothelioma st century insurance cheap insurance medical angeles criminal lawyer los low cost etc term life insurance home refinance loans eloan life insurance quote cheap life assurance equity loan anti spam exchange tech credit equity home line att go phone dui florida lawyer spider hair removal value new york vioxx class action suit merchant account international vioxx site class action home equity loan life insurance quote online consolidation loan equity line of credit carolina law lemon just north equity rates irc direct home insurance line angeles text attorney los tax credit home line term insurance auto insurances debtfreedirect refinance comparison acid reflux treatment bad credit mortgage refinance college loan refinance :p
That was long wasnt it
Anyways, i’ll probably post my findings next month with stats etc, so you can see the the results too
Site updates, Office 2007 Screenshots, Microsoft origami, NASA finds life in space….possibly
Ooooh site updates….ive added pics of the latest vista build (5308) to the galleries, also shots of 5270 because i was supposed to upload those a while ago, but i must have forgot..also added a few new pics to the babe galleries, a few new ones to the funny pics galleries, not many, but i found them on my hdd while i was clearing up, thats about it really, one thing i do need to do is get a posts permission plugin for wordpress.
Next up, Microsoft office 2007 screenshots!, this is only a beta refresh mind, so there arnt many.
The update will ship to 10,000 beta participants in the private Beta Place testing zone next week. It’s expected that the refresh will sport more UI enhancements and much more stability than the previous Beta 1 release last year. Microsoft is expected to release Office 2007 Beta 2 in Spring with a full retail release expected before year end.
Source: neowin.net
Also having being hyped all week, microsofts new project, “origami” was revealed this week..
Microsoft Corp. finally took the wraps off its mysterious Project Origami on Thursday, unveiling a computer that’s about the size of a large paperback book but runs a full version of the Windows XP operating system.
The ultracompact, wireless-enabled PC is everything a full computer or laptop is, minus the keyboard. Weighing about 2 1/2 pounds, the 1-inch thick device sports a 7-inch touch-sensitive screen that responds to a stylus or the tap of a finger.
Also this week NASA has a “big annoucement”, supposedly relating to finding life in space..
NASA is planning to make a huge announcement today, about possible life in our own solar system.
Exact details of what we can expect to hear have not been released. We do know that evidence has been found that could point to life relatively close to the earth.
Official word is expected this afternoon at 2 p.m. We’ll have complete coverage of today’s big news when it is released. Tune to News 13 for the complete story.
Source (Currently down due to heavy server load / maintenance.. )
Tags: beta, computer, funny, life, site, Tech, updates, windows, wordpress
Macworld keynote news
Jan 10, 2006 Tech
live coverage was shown here. Highlights included More iTMS content, FM and remote for all iPod, New ads, 10.4.4 TODAY, Photocasting, iLife 06 TODAY, iWeb, iWork 06 TODAY, Intel iMac SHIPPING TODAY 2-3x FASTER!, Pro Apps – March, MS in it for 5yrs, New Mac Ad, MacBook Pro 5.6lbs 5.6lbs. $1999 1.67 Core Duo; $2499 1.83GHz.
More details on the Intel MacBookPro can be found here. This replaces the Powerbook and uses an Intel Core Duo, a whole new architecture which gives the MacBook Pro up to four times the horsepower of PowerBook G4! Full spec here. Also released today, the Intel iMac, this comes with an Intel 2.0Ghz processor! Full spec here.
iTMS now offers more content such as Music videos and TV Shows.
“features select NBC Universal, Sci Fi Channel, USA Network, Disney and ABC television shows, ready to download. For $1.99, you can own the latest episode just one day after it airs. With full seasons of “The Office,” “Law and Order,” “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno,” “Monk” and “Alfred Hitchcock Presents” and more at your fingertips, you’ll never miss your favorites. Plus, you can sync shows to the new iPod and watch them on the go. Just try that with your big-screen TV.”
This content is offered in ad-free, MPEG-4 or H.264 format that you can watch over and over again without the hassle and stutter of streaming video.
Also released Apple iLife 06 which Includes iPhoto, iMovie HD, iDVD, and GarageBand, plus iWeb, an innovative application that lets you share photos, movies, podcasts, and blogs on the Internet using .Mac. And then there iWork 06, which offers Photocasting support, one-click iWeb publishing, web hosting, and more!
CES & an interview with Steve balmer
Lots of cool tech stuff happening this week, as CES got under way, see lots of pics here, also read an article on Neowin at CES. Lots more coverage here too.
An interview with Steve Balmer! Steve talks about Windows Vista and Xbox 360, very informative interview
Site news: finally got the permalinks working! but only after a reinstall of wordpress >.< ah well, at least i backed up my database and all isworking now, although for the life of me i cant remember what plugin i used to format the length of my posts, so that why there a bit oddly lengthed atm. (i had to delete all my plugins for the reinstall, and had to download them all again, lol.)
CES & an interview with Steve balmer
Lots of cool tech stuff happening this week, as CES got under way, see lots of pics here, also read an article on Neowin at CES. Lots more coverage here too.
An interview with Steve Balmer! Steve talks about Windows Vista and Xbox 360, very informative interview
Site news: finally got the permalinks working! but only after a reinstall of wordpress >.< ah well, at least i backed up my database and all isworking now, although for the life of me i cant remember what plugin i used to format the length of my posts, so that why there a bit oddly lengthed atm. (i had to delete all my plugins for the reinstall, and had to download them all again, lol.)
WordPress 2.0 Theme competition
Jan 4, 2006 Tech
Well after upgrading My blog to 2.0, which is actually pretty cool, nice WYSIWYG editor. i found a wordpress 2.0 theme competition. with some damn nice prizes in it. Almost makes me want to create one myself.
Theres just one thing which needs fixing now, the permanlink issue, which i cant figure out for the life of me :/
New Apple stuff, new MS Stuff, 1YB Email..!
Oct 13, 2005 Tech
Thought id post a few interesting techie things
New stuff from apple! iPod Video! this has been a long time coming imo, i think they were just squeezing the juice out of the regular iPod before introducing it, even though they only just released this one a month or so after the Nano was released
Witness the evolution of the revolution. First it played songs. Then photos. Then podcasts. Now iPod plays video, changing the way you experience your music and more. Again. In lighter, thinner 30GB and 60GB models starting at $299, the new iPod is music to your eyes.
Sounds pretty good too me! damn expensive though :O
Also along with the new iPod Video comes a new iMac and a new version of iTunes, the new iMac looks pretty sexy 
although i’ll never be able to afford one lol.
What if you could command an entire world of music, photos, movies and DVDs — all from your sofa? Now you can share the good life with friends and family on a 17- or 20-inch new iMac G5 featuring Front Row software and Apple Remote. Slimmer than ever, the gravity-defying enclosure also houses built-in iSight, SuperDrive, wireless and the easy-to-use software that brings it all together. Modern living starts at only $1299
looks like thy’re trying to make it so its in competition with the media center PC from microsoft. with the little remote and all also the new iTunes version, looking at the screenshots doesnt seem to be much more than a minor update, i mean it kinda looks like v 5.0, me thinks this should be 5.5 or something.. lol
Now the new MS stuff…i know there was something i just cant remember what 
oh yeah i remember now…Security patches!
i also love how the new HD-DVD format will be region free, no more pissing around trying to find regional work arounds or hacks, damn media companies, ah well hopefully blue-ray will catch up soon too
1YB Email! LOL (yes thats 1 Yottabyte, no typo lol) well it had to be offered sooner or later
Found it while browsing around the web for email provider, suddenly the 250mb from hotmail looks rather small, and as with all new things dow days its “invite-only”… i blame google for that
i’d like to know how thy’re doing this because 1YB is literally 1 trillion TB, i doubt even google have that much space amoungst all there servers put together 