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New Harry Potter book leaked!

Jul 15, 2007 Other

The new harry potter book has been leaked, and just so you dont have to wait for the book to be released, here is the last page.

Having just performed Hermione’s third abortion, Harry Potter decided it was time to move on from Hogwarts. It seemed like only yesterday when he first looked upon this new and magical place with wonder and excitement in his eyes. But it had been a long seven years and he had seen too many muggles get raped and tortured for this place to ever feel the same again.

Young Harry, his innocence long ago lost to the fingers and tongue of Professor Snape, set out to enter a new world and leave this place behind him forever. But before he did, he decided to make one last trip through these hallowed halls to double-check the wiring on his bombs and to rub out one last load onto the pale, lifeless face of Ron Weasley.

Now a safe distance away from the campus, Harry was filled with a sense of pride and a smile slowly worked its way across his face. ‘This is it,’ he thought. Then he pressed the button that left the Hogwarts’ grounds covered in nothing but flaming rubble and the charred remains of hundreds of young wizards and witches.

Harry was now ready to move into Voldemort’s secluded castle in the hills, where the two of them would live out the remainder of their lives exchanging Rusty Trombones. He slowly made his way down that dark and lonely path that would take him to his destiny. That’s when the ghost of Dumbledore appeared, decapitated Harry, and drank the precious blood that would once again give him life. Then a pack of wolves ate him.

You should thank me, I just saved you some money.

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(Shamelessly stolen from T-Shirt Hell’s Mid-July Thing.)

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