Talk like a pirate day
Sep 19, 2005 life
Well today be international talk like a pirate day! or TLAPD for short, and t’ celebrate were goin’ t’ be givin’ away…. oh wait i dont have anythin’ t’ give away, uh t’ celebrate then, im goin’ t’ fix me galleries!, that ive been meanin’ t’ do for a few days now and will probably do it sooner or later anyway.
Arrr matey.
Tags: ce
Spamusement!
Aug 5, 2005 life
OMG! ive never laughed so much!
“Poorly drawn cartoons inspired by actual spm subject lines!”
http://spamusement.com
I was literally crying from laughter
Heres some of my faves 
I Have to get this off my chest before i explode
Stop punching a clock
Marry Christmas
If god gave you one wish, what do you want most
An Email from God!
Real Player
Theres loads more at the site, but those ones just killed me 
(note: not literally killed me, im still alive)
Tags: site
Turn your pet into a fighting machine
Jul 29, 2005 life
I Was killing myself laughing when i saw this
LMFAO!!
Tags: pe
Dangerously cheesy
Jul 20, 2005 life
Just read this…
I was eating a bag of Cheetos the other day, when I noticed the claim that they are “dangerously cheesy.” I chewed carefully, trying to figure out exactly what was so dangerous about the cheese flavor. I don’t know if you’ve ever tried a 2002 French-aged Roquefort, but that’s some dangerous cheese flavor. That cheese tastes like it was ripened in the asscrack of a mule.
I made the following prank call to Frito-Lay to try to clarify what they meant.
FRITO-LAY: Thank you for calling Frito-Lay, this is Alice. How may I help you?
JOHN HARGRAVE: Hi. I was eating a bag of your Puffed Cheetos the other day, and I noticed that you say they are “dangerously cheesy.”
FL: Uh-huh.
JH: I have a six-year-old daughter, and I’m worried about her eating something dangerous.
FL: [Chuckle] That’s, uh, that’s an advertisement. Our marketing department thought it was catchy. Cheetos are not threatening, or dangerous, at all.
JH: Do they contain shards of glass?
FL: No. By “dangerously cheesy,” we just mean they are very cheesy.
JH: Do Cheetos cause cancer?
FL: No. Rest assured, you have nothing to worry about.
JH: Will they explode in your mouth?
FL: No.
JH: So they don’t explode with cheesy flavor?
FL: [Pause] Is there anything else I can help you with today? Read the rest of this entry »
43 things
May 29, 2005 life
Just found this cool site, you can create an account and list 43 things that you want to do in your life, and track progress and share them with others, and other cool things. ive filled up my list already. it’ll probably take me a while to do them all lol but still hopefully i can do some / most of them 
You dont know jack…
May 21, 2005 life
schitt. well now you can just thought it was funny
In other un-related news: might change the sites default theme soon, getting bit bored of the brown now and ive been looking into creating my own anyway 
